Big Boys Song Lyrics




Winter has arrived, y'all

Temperature's droppin'

And you know what that means

It's cuffin' season

That time of year when we find a man to keep us warm through these cold months

But not just any man will do

That's right, we out here lookin' for some big boys


It's cuffin' season

And now we've got a reason

To get a big boy, I need a big boy

Give me a big boy (Big, b-big, b-big, big boy)

It's cuffin' season

And all the girls are leavin'

To get a big boy (Big boy), I need a big boy (Big boy)

I want a big boy

I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms

Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm

Wind chill is bitin' but his jackets are zipped

He bring in my groceries in just one trip


Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie

Makes his own heat with his big boy body

For the next three months, skinny boys is dead

Forget a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg


Big boy w-with a big ole back

A California king, refrigerator stacked

With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks

Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in the tray


Need an enormous man with an enormous stand

Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands

And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife

'Cause messin' with a big boy will change your life


It's cuffin' season

And all the girls be needin'

I need a big boy, I want a big boy

Give me a big boy


I need a big boy body, like a bouncer

Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster

Get in the bed and he gonna do me right

And when we all done he gonna snore all night

And then he stops

Hey, babe

Did this man just die?


Anything I need, my big boy got it

If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket

Big warm hoodie, yeah, you know I'm gonna rock it

And if we gon' travel, you know he gon' put me in first-class 'cause he don't fit in the back


Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)

Go big boys (Ah, ah)

Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)

I like 'em big boys (Ah, ah)

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Punkie

I thought you only liked girls

I love girls, but they can't keep me warm

I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes

It's like this


I been mannin' up the whole year

Taking care of kids and wife

I mow the lawn, take out the trash

You don't think that I be tired?

All I do is work and stress and I could use a big boy so I could just relax

He need to have them love-handles in the front and in the back

And, yes, I want 'em three layers like McDonald's BigMacs

But if we talkin' girls, yo, I like my women big and it don't matter what the season

Like 'em thick all year, yeah, yeah


It's cuffin' season

And now we got a reason

To get a big boy, I want a big boy

Give me a big, big, big boy


We out here, ladies

We the reason for the season

These bears don't hibernate in the winter

You know where to find us

We'll be shovelin' snow in shorts

Big, b-big, b-big boys




 
Written By Punkie Johnson